USAWS ignores the CRB

We recieved word thru one of our many spies that the USAWS board voted down changing the name to USA Water Ski and Wake Board.

Well that is a good thing because that name SUCKS!!! Really? Did you guys learn nothing from at all from us??? We told you back in Sept of 2008 that USA Waterski and Wakeboard was a name for SUCKERS!! USA Watersports is the only option here guys...think about it, you add Wakeboard in and now you have USA Waterski and Wakeboard...and that gets you...absolutly DICK! Now you just have given the kneeboarders, hydrofoilers and barefooters the idea that their names should be listed too. Now I know that "USA Waterski (Disabled, Collegiete and Traditional), Wakeboard, Showski, Kneeboard, Hydrofoil and Barefoot" just rolls... off... the....

what...errr...

HELLO!!

Now what do Latin American Football team cheerleaders have to do with this subject? Nothing, but I got bored bitching about something that does not matter. One of our spies told me the other day when I was laughing about how this vote was a complete waste of time and ODBF said "Its funny how something so trivial as this causes this much tension when our sport has real issues". Mr. Spy laughed, called me neive and told me to get back in a bass boat.

I am in the wrong sport. Of course we do have the hottest participants of any sport but come one now! How can you go wrong with this?

Ok actually that seems a bit slutty...

/sells skis on ebay

//checks Orbitz

///books flight to whatever the hell team has those girls

What was the point of this post?

Guess Its Not Ego if its the Truth

Isn't that how the old saying goes, its not bragging if it's the truth?

The IWSF released their individual skier rankings and of course the normal people are ranked at the top, April Coble and Jaime Beauc(spelling?) are at the top of the April (coincidence?) rankings in slalom while, Angeliki Andriopoulou (really?) and horror movie villain sit atop the the jump category. Clementine Lucine and (here we go with the spelling again) Nicholas Leforestier rank as the best trick skiers.

First off all, jesus christ with the spelling of the names!!!

Second, if you then click on over to Leforestier's website you can see this wicked cool new trick move and the following post.

Ce n'est pas une grande surprise mais ca fait toujours plaisir , l'IWSF vient de publier son dernier Classement Mondial en date et je continue de pointer à la place de numéro 1 depuis Octobre 1998 ...

Yeah, what you said...or, un-frenched

It is not a very big surprise but always feels nice , the IWSF has just published their latest World Rankings ... I am still leading the field since now October 1998.

Despite the tortured syntax there in that last statement, we will forgive because he is French and you can be assured that if we tried to write in French it would probably end up with us getting our ass kicked for calling someones moms a deregulated toaster oven.

Anyways, sure it sounds a bit arrogant, but, sheesh, since the CRB has been the best waterski website since its inception, impregnation, in the fall of 1987*, we tend to crow a bit about our success as well.

Note: CRB Girl** Danyelle Bennett is currently ranked 15th overall, 15th in Slalom, 10th in Tricks and 15th in Jump. This displeased the CRB HQ, as her name is much easier to spell then Angeliki Andriopoulou.

*not true
**unofficial, but we can hope right?