/Checks email
Normal Human: "Oh, email from boating with a review of a new mastercraft!, the X24...didn't they used to just be called x-stars? who knows, probably...man they seem big now, whatever grandpa get over it. "
Super Crazy Hot Wife: /making breakfast
Normal Human: "That is a good looking boat though, the dash part sure has changed, ha, remember when the dash was just two big ass speedometers and a can of dip?"
SCHW: "i sure do baby, your the hottest and smartest person ever" /swoooning
Normal Human: "maybe it is time that we trade in the skimasterbu on a new boat, its been a tough last couple years, maybe thats something we can look into"
SCHW: "of course baby anything you say is smart and wise and i always agree, would you like more blueberry pancakes"
Normal Human: "would I? of course! blueberry pancakes are my favorite! oh and hey would you look at that, we can just click on a button to contact mastercraft get this ball rolling"
Normal Human: /clickty clack
SCHW: "well baby what do you think??"
Normal Human: "LETS GOOOOO!!!!!"
Normal Human: "ONLY 342,773?? POCKET CHANGE FOR A BALLER LIKE ME"
SCHW: "you are a baller for sure and smart and sexy"
Normal Human: /crashes car into space shuttle and dies instantly
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